schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them
awww I love getting cute goodnight texts from no one
I get progressively uglier throughout the day
I lost count how many times in a day where I say “I want to sleep”
- Baby: p-p-p-p
- Dad: papa?
- Baby: Pete Wentz
- Dad: oh god it's an emo
You’re not a bad person for the ways you tried to kill your sadness.
can i apologize in advance for basically everything i will ever do
[opens pizza box] *snoop dogg voice* greetings loved ones